A few quotes on politics

• “In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.” - Len Deighton quotes (English writer, b.1929
• "Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason." – Unknown
• "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." - Earnest Benn quotes
• "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow quotes (American lawyer, speaker and writer, 1857-1938)
• "(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president." - Jay Leno quotes (American TV host and comedian, b.1950)
• "Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least." - Robert Byrne quotes (American Author and billiards champion player, Writer of 'Standard Book of Pool and Billiards'. b.1930)
• "If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Harry S Truman quotes (American 33rd president of the United States, 1884-1972)
• "The problem with political jokes is they get elected." – Unknown